Look, its “Valentine's Day” again. You know what I mean? Fuck it.
“Love” doesn’t come in the form of chocolates, fancy dinners, and expensive gifts. Love comes from the soul. And the soul wants to DANCE. And makeout. And get spanked and tickled and flirt with strangers and then DANCE SOME MORE. Even if you like the roses and romance part, shouldn’t that be an everyday thing? Yes. It should. Fuck it.
We have a nightclub and we can do whatever we want, and red and pink is a good color combination if you really think about it. Our party is called FUCK LOVE. Whatever that means to you, that’s what it is. It’s a sexy crazy dance party with gorgeous lights, great music, performances, kissing booths, new friends and maybe… NEW LOVERS if you’re into that sort of thing.
Smooth sexy sounds by RICH MEDINA, All Night Long.
ALL ARE WELCOME. Singles, couples, triads, polycules, and every other configuration under the sun. YOU can be our Valentine! Or not! Fuck it however you want to to Fuck it. Just make sure you get consent first because that is how we roll.
Table reservations - email Maggie at reservations@houseofyes.org.
::: LOOKS :::
Red, pink, black, or whatever the FUCK you want.
::: FEATURING :::
Chocolates
Roses
Champagne
Kissing Booth
Heart Shaped Things
Girls crying in the bathroom
Boys crying in the bathroom
Non-binary babes crying anywhere they want to and still looking more put together than you.
Relationship Therapists
Matchmakers
Divorce Attorneys
Love Tarot
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::::::: SAFER SPACES POLICY :::::::
House of Yes is a space for everyone to feel welcome. We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment, unwanted touch, homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, ableist, or ageist behavior. Always ASK before touching anyone at our events. If someone is making you uncomfortable or harassing you, please come speak to a security guard or ask for a manager. We will believe you, and we will help. All restrooms in our venue are gender neutral. Everyone is free to use the restroom that best fits their gender identity or expression. All entrances and spaces within the venue are single-level. There are stairs leading to the upper portions of the stage, for those who wish to dance in the spotlight. Strobe lights are used during performances and parties. Questions about our consent policy or procedures? Email consent@houseofyes.org.
